lisaedelstein

let-them-talk:

mirror-of-erised:

ordearbellatrix:

he-is-dead:

Lucius and Narcissa - fuck I’d be an emotionally unstable, ridiculously spoilt child with a dark mark, an unhealthy complexion and blonde hair. but it would be wonderful.

Welp. I’m pretty sure if I were the illegitimate child of Bellatrix and Voldemort, I’d be a Death Eater… or something. I’d have dark hurr and a disdain for mudbloods and muggles and be a complete and total bitch.

WAIT A SECOND!

omg Ron and Hermione as my parents

I’d be the luckiest kid alive

House & Cuddy are my parents. Well seeing as the ‘worst’ House did as a father was teach Rachel pirate slang, I’ll be pretty fine.

 OH MY GOD! MARY AND MARSHALL ARE MY PARENTS?! *dies* Pretty sure I’m going to be a dork with an itchy trigger finger….I’m okay with this. :D